Army’s ‘Coup Committee’

DG ISIS Zaheer-ul-Islam

Of the many questions have risen from the dual PTI-PAT protests that have rocked the nation, one of the most mysterious has been the question of timing. If the protests were really about election rigging, why now? Why over a year after elections? And why is it so important that PM resign immediately? The government may not have ushered in a new golden era for Pakistan, but it’s performance has not been outside an expected range. The mystery may be clearing up, though, as inside reports reveal that a group of Generals may have gone behind the back of the Chief of Army Staff and formed a ‘coup committee’ dedicated to overthrowing the government by hook or by crook – and their time is running out.

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The Coup That Is Not A Coup: Army’s Masterful Checkmate

PM Nawaz and COAS Gen Raheel

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner. After a week of long marches and escalating threats, one side has emerged victorious in the battle for control of Pakistan. While Imran Khan desperately tries to incite bloodshed and Nawaz desperately prays for the protesters to pack up and go home, the Army has brilliantly checkmated.

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Delusion, Denial, and Disappointment: Pakistan’s Imran Khan Problem

Sad Imran Khan

Imran Khan’s Azadi March has been reduced to Azadi Farce. After first declaring that Allah supported his ambitions, the PTI chief is today trying to use extortion to get his way. It’s a classic tale of vanity and delusion that could easily be mistaken for a Shakespeare tragedy. More importantly for us, though, Imran Khan’s latest saga is worth studying in close detail because in many ways Imran Khan is a reflection of ourselves.

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The Wrong March

PTI goondas carry dandas into Islamabad

A day after it began, PAT+PTI long march is beginning to reach Islamabad and the Kaptaan himself is expected to arrive later tonight. Imran Khan’s attitude has been comically arrogant, as apparent from his Twitter feed:

The government has been completely distracted by the marches, having to give full attention to security and responding to the crisis. Meanwhile, life moves on and while all political leaders are fighting on the streets, Pakistan continues to suffer from purely preventable problems.

This week, five more polio cases detected – including in Punjab – bringing year’s total to 115. The stock market has crashed 1300 points. Terrorists continue their war against Pakistan, last night attacking near Samungli Airbase bringing a startling reminder of devastating attack against Kamra Airbase in 2012.

This is not meant as a defence of Nawaz Sharif’s policies, or a justification of opposition complaints. Let me just ask this: Imagine if instead of organising long march to overthrow the government, Imran Khan organised a long march to end polio. Imagine if instead of organising long march to overthrow the government, Imran Khan organised a long march to defend minorities. Imagine if instead of organising supporters to deliver blows, Imran Khan organised supporters to deliver text books.

Even if Imran Khan’s ‘Azadi March’ succeeds, PMLN government will be gone but polio, terrorism, sectarianism, lack of education will all remain. Imran Khan knows he can organise massive action. He just doesn’t know what he should be organising action against.

Imran Khan and The Bangladesh Model

For someone who promises to usher in ‘Naya Pakistan’, Imran Khan is singing a pretty old tune. His latest demand on the eve of this ‘Azadi March’ is for the government to be replaced with an extended technocratic government who will enact reforms before holding fresh elections. In other words, it is nothing but the old ‘Bangladesh Model’, freshly repackaged for Nawaz Sharif.

While Imran has not explained who exactly these ‘technocrats’ are, it doesn’t take a PhD to guess. They are the same ‘Ministers In Waiting‘ that have been eyeing their chance to take power since always.

Meanwhile, despite Imran Khan’s escalating demands and the sensationalistic media hype around them, the truth is Pakistani people are not interested in such a ‘Bangladesh Model’.

A PILDAT Public Opinion Poll has revealed that a substantial 67% of the country’s population believes that democratically elected governments constitute the best system for Pakistan. Crucially, the popular appetite for another Army rule in the country remains low as only 19% Pakistanis see another military rule as the best system for the country.

Finally, a gentle reminder to Imran Khan whose memory seems to be worst these days. The last time we wasted time and resources on this very same debate, an important point was finally acknowledged: ‘The advocates of the so-called Bangladesh model in Pakistan should never forget that this system has failed even in Bangladesh’.