Guy 1: Yaar I heard you got that maasi pregnant!
Guy 2: What? Hell no! Who told you this?
Guy 1: Her boyfriend.
Guy 2: Well, he’s lying. Maybe he got her pregnant.
Guy 1: I asked him. He said it was you.
Guy 2: Well, I didn’t have anything to do with it.
Guy 1: But look at her. She is obviously pregnant. Do you deny this?
Guy 2: Uh…no, but that doesn’t mean I’m the one who got her pregnant.
Guy 1: Well, you must prove to me who got her pregnant, then. Otherwise, it must be you.
Guy 2: You are truly stupid.